Property Patrolled By A Crazy Bitch With Dogs And Automatic Weapons Sign

Novelty Sign For Gun Owners, Dogs Optional

Here is another great novelty sign available in our store, this one says “WARNING, Property Patrolled By A Crazy Bitch With Dogs And Automatic Weapons, Anyone Found Here At Night Will Be Found Here In The Morning, Have A Nice Day”

Clever, huh?

This is an indoor/outdoor sign; it’s aluminum so it won’t rust, the printing is sublimated onto the aluminum and there is a protective UV coating over the top to protect it from sunlight and fading.

Will This Sign Scare Away Bad Guys?

A determined bad guy or one that’s to cranked up on meth there may be no deterrent strong enough for, yet 60% of felons say they fear an armed citizen more than police.

And, many have a fear of dogs…

And what guy doesn’t have a bit of fear for a ‘crazy bitch’  😀

When there’s easier pickin’s down the road, there is a good chance they’ll go that way. Why? Because criminals are lazy!

Your Friends Will Think You’re Awesome!

This is one of those signs, whether you hang it outside or inside, that folks are just going to love and think the person who posted it is the coolest cat since James Caan.

Life is too short, we need to grab a laugh or a smile from a friend as often as we can and this novelty sign is sure to do it.

Head over to the PistolSnipe Store and grab a few. Put them at the gate, put them in the shop, hang one in the sewing room and ENJOY!

‘Crazy Bitch’ Sign Review Video

So are pictures not enough to convince you?

How about this video then?

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Get your “Property Patrolled By A Crazy Bitch With Dogs…” here.