Apparently Ignorance IS An Excuse
I spent 12 minutes watching FBI Director James Comey explain the results of the Hillary Clinton Email Scandal (15 minute video watched mostly at 1.25 speed).
What I determined is that apparently – at least for Clinton and cronies – ignorance and ineptitude IS a viable defense. And while Director Comey pointed to a lack of past precedents for this type of prosecution, he did not seem to address why this could not be the first.
Excuse me Directory Comey, when was the last time a Secretary of State or anyone in any position even CLOSE to that was THIS CARELESS with TOP SECRET information to even be able to SEARCH for a precedent?
Well, whatever, I mean, what difference does it even make?
Here’s the DIFFERENCE for YOU!
FBI got their eye on you? Possibly BATFE?
No worries!
The Clinton 3 Step Defense should be all you need to ensure you never spend one second in handcuffs or one night behind bars.
Here’s the scenario:
Let’s say you happen to have been accused of owning a fully automatic class III machine gun without all the proper licensing, fees, tax stamps, blessing from the Pope and whatever else is required to do it legally..
or
Maybe some federal agent has coerced you into sawing off the barrel of that shotgun 1/2 inch less than legal to entrap you into a crime (no, I have NO IDEA why anyone would do that but just dig around and you’ll find the story – oh, never mind here it is).
Worry not! You have the CLINTON 3 STEP DEFENSE!
Here’s how it works:
Step #1
FBI: “Is this your firearm?”
You: “That depends on what the meaning of the word ‘is’ is”
Step #2
FBI: “But you did have that firearm in your hands?”
You: “I had no platonic relations with that firearm, and I definitely did NOT inhale any gunsmoke!”
(and ‘The Dress’ got ‘soiled’ how then?)
Step #3
FBI: “What you did was against the law!”
You: “I didn’t mean it, and my lawyers destroyed FAR LESS than 30,000 pieces of potential evidence”
Where you could get into trouble
The only potential fly in the ointment with this defense is that clearly FBI Director Comey would have no trouble finding precedents for sending sharp shooters to take out your infant child in its mothers arms, the family dog, etc for someone accused of a firearms violation.
Or, maybe just burn your entire homestead to the ground while riddling the place with machine gun fire from helos.
Clearly politicians are judged using an entirely different set of standards; ones typically so lax that charges are RARELY filed and only with intense public outcry.
So make sure you have lots of friends with talent in the field of social media.
Bonus
If you are prosecuted (and you will be), bring suit against the government for harassment!
A white woman with political connections is given a pass for holding the 4th highest office in the land for Presidential succession is simply declared incompetent by the FBI to handle classified documents yet you, a lowly (white, black, brown) male (or female even) without those connections is viciously pursued for incarceration.
Might work…
P.S.
You can actually leave a review for the FBI here
You might ask them to clarify just how much evidence your lawyer is allowed to destroy after determining the FBI doesn’t need to see it.
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